Oh, it's you is it? dropped by The Lab have you? Well hello, come on in, I'm Al, known to some as ‘et Al’….. pleased to make your acquaintance.
Fancy pottering about with some DNA, do you? maybe ‘do’ some SCIENCE, discover something…...discover that er … maybe I'm not quite ... the full 'double helix', not the entire... 'rack of tips'….. just ‘popped his pipette’…..
Wait, wait don’t go … nothing sinister you see…just maybe things here in The Lab are just a bit - well - odd, maybe kinda like a parallel universe of a 'real' scientist - maybe like his other 'lopsided' lab life.
Oh well, stay a while, will you…oh and while you're here, be a good sort and rack some pipette tips - I go through a ton of the things……….